y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

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starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

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sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

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frenums said: Please draw dog frying egg-- yoru biggest fan

hairandbrokenglasses:

frenums:

hairandbrokenglasses:

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dog-frying egg

NOOOOOO

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nothing is as it seems

It sounds awesome. 

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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dearcoquette:

Assholes have to come from somewhere. And its well known that American women, especially, have a preference for Alphas and Betas who, in our dog-eat-dog, laissez-faire socio-economic climate, are naturally and neccesarily Assholes. They in turn have kids that turn out to be, you guessed it,…

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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